Megan Fox is hiding. Not from us — we’re sitting next to her — but from a paparazzo we just spotted crawling around outside the house, trying to get his Megan money shot. So even though it’s a beautiful day, we’ve drawn the shades, and Megan, wearing a tee shirt, baggy white linen pants, and black toenail polish, has pulled her knees up to her chest, as if to protect herself.
“I don’t like being seen,” she says, sighing as she motions toward the door. “I want to be invisible.”
When a movie star says something like that, you want to roll your eyes. When Megan Fox says it, you want to roll your eyes so far back in your head, they practically fall down your throat. For starters, she wanted to become a Hollywood actress, which is one of the most seen, least invisible professions in the universe. Plus, Megan is gorgeous. No, we mean gorgeous. Anyone who’s seen her on camera knows that, but in person, it’s a whole other level. She is so mind-bendingly stunning that, sitting there with her, we temporarily forget why we even bother with men.
But as we begin to bust Megan on the ridiculousness of her statement, she interrupts us with a laugh.
Get the rest of Megan Fox’s exclusive cover interview in the October 2009 issue of Cosmo, on stands now.
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